Trump To AG Garland: “Thank You, Sir! May I Have Another?”*

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In that cringeworthy scene in National Lampoon’s Animal House, a bent over Kevin Bacon, pledging Omega Theta Pi at Faber College and clad only in underwear, looks straight ahead while taking multiple strikes to his backside with a heavy wooden paddle. After each sadistic assault, he promptly yells, “Thank you, Sir. May I have another.”